Sesame street is on...Big Bird is talking about a birdseed omelet.
Me: Ummmmm why would big bird eat an omelet? Isn't that just...wrong?
Mark: Why is that wrong?
Me: Cause he is a BIRD...duh! That would be like me eating unfertilized human eggs.
Mark: Oh yeah.
*we sip coffee in silence*
Me: I wonder if he eats turkey?
Mark: Well, of course he does. Why wouldn't he?
Me: Cause it would be like cannibalism.
Mark: But turkeys are dumb.
Me: *blank stare* ummmm, okay.
Mark: I think he eats turkey.
Me: *nods wisely, goes back to sipping coffee*
There you have it my friends....the discussion between a intensely smart man with his masters in anatomy and physiology, and his formerly intellegent and well read wife.
Don't be jealous.
