Mama?
Yes?
*she pats my belly*
When is da baby gonna come?
Not for a while. It will be cold outside.
Oh. And you are gonna PUUUUSH da baby out?
Yes.
*she thinks for a while*
Mama, will your beddy POP?
Huh?
When da baby comes, will your beddy pop?
Oh, no. The baby moves down out of my belly and comes from my (insert word here).
Oh. *she looks slightly horrified*
That's how babies come, honey. That's how you came too.
*now she looks truly horrified*
Mama, you will need a REALLY REALLY big bandage.
Yes, indeed. :)
