Here's the dif between men and women in a nutshell.
This is what I need to hang a new bulletin board in the hallway:
hammer (or a shoe if the hammer is too far away)
nails
Diet Coke
10 minutes
This is what my husband needs to hang a new bulletin board:
Hammer
nails
screws
stabilizers
level
15 diff size nails
tape measure
a wide variety of new and interesting curse words
45 minutes
The result: exactly the same.
Ahem.
