Something that should be punishable by a beating-
A husband comes home to his wife and toddler after two days of traveling. Upon arriving home the first thing he says is:
"Damn, I'm tired."
Ummm wha?
The wife gives a full half second to thinking if she should smack him or kill him. Instead she eats chocolate. If you see the size of her ass you will know that this particular husband often drives his wife to drown her sorrows with Mr. Hershey and Mrs. Godiva.
Ahh the joys of married life. Ain't it grand?
