Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Actual conversation



*she pats my belly*

When is da baby gonna come?

Not for a while. It will be cold outside.

Oh. And you are gonna PUUUUSH da baby out?


*she thinks for a while*

Mama, will your beddy POP?


When da baby comes, will your beddy pop?

Oh, no. The baby moves down out of my belly and comes from my (insert word here).

Oh. *she looks slightly horrified*

That's how babies come, honey. That's how you came too.

*now she looks truly horrified*

Mama, you will need a REALLY REALLY big bandage.

Yes, indeed. :)