Friday, June 18, 2010

Da Moxie

I have a shameful secret.

My kids are hooked, addicted, and strung out on prescription meds.

The tall one opens the fridge, and the small one squalls for the goods.

The tall junkie then proceeds to find a spoon and try to dose them both.

Yes, it's pink...and yes, it tastes like bubblegum. And sure, their ears don't hurt anymore and their noses no longer flig snot two feet...But it's still drugs people.

My kids are on da juice.

Around here, we call it the "Moxi".

Watch your children folks. Teach them well. Just say no. This is your brain on drugs. All that kinda stuff.

Or these could be YOUR children:

*hangs head in shame*